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Tracy Friedlander's avatar

But here’s the kicker… 😂🤣

This is seriously the best post I’ve read on how to sound like AI. And maybe the only one!

P.S. is Sarah’s last name Chang? I think that’s the preferred AI name. Important detail! 🤣

David Deutsch's avatar

Perhaps it will start a trend.

And isn’t Sarah Chang also a famous violinist?

Tracy Friedlander's avatar

Omg I think you started this trend. That’s the answer! 😂

And yes, she is! Oops that’s funny. Or maybe it’s Sarah Chen… I remember it was something similar that AI always uses!

Irene 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘞𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦's avatar

Great share.

And there you go! Sarah's *proof* that everything can change in an instant! 😂

Just from sharing a magnificent story.

And great copy. 😊

David Deutsch's avatar

Thanks so much, Irene!

Scott Vogel's avatar

Finally, I actually have a fool-proof way of using Ai -- (can't find an em dash, nor do I care to) specifically, methodically, abruptly (not sure how abruptly fit in, but I needed another useless adverb)

To help others with crystal clear understanding.

Of the true potential.

That everyone can be leveraging -- Instantaneously.

To follow the Ai leaders -- who are losing the plot.

Throwing their hat in the ring.

And quickly, blindly, overzealously (needed 3 more adverbs) jumping onto and into, with both feet, the next biggest cash grab Bonanza.

Thus becoming the smartest human in a room full of bots.

In short, and in closing (which are oxymoronz) funny that moron is in there...

When you discover the secrets of using Ai the way David Deutsch uses it -- as he's so eloquently proving in this brilliant, well thought out, compelling Substack post (finding its immense incalculable usefulnessness. And vehemently valuable. And literally, life-saving leveraging language learning literature lazily longingly literally. )

You will uncover the truth of your brilliance.

Elevate your writing.

And employ the secrets of AI no one in the marketing world is willing to tell you.

(I think I've strung enough B.S. together here, my brain hurtz)

P.S. Thanks for the thinking post

David Deutsch's avatar

Scott, good to see your witty self here on Substack!

Thanks for this wonderfully AI-slopped-up addition.

Scott Vogel's avatar

You inspire wittinessness and other copy-marketing-thinking-creation valuable additionz to the humanz.

Dominic Bouchard's avatar

🤣

Kevin Wood's avatar

Hah! I have so much to learn. No matter how much I try, I still sound like a human. I should probably just hang it up. Why oh why did I have to be born a human?

David Deutsch's avatar

Sorry, Kevin... we all have our challenges.

I hope the article was useful in enabling you to overcome yours.